I thought one of the cool parts about being gay was that I didn’t have to adhere to all these oppressive norms that heterosexuals have to live under but nope these gay white males are coming in talking about “gay at home dad!” “promiscuity in our community has got to stop!” and “be masculine stop acting like a female!” like what the fuck the drag queens at Stonewall did not throw their pumps at the police for this shit.
I want to smash but have no money right now! Poor forever!!!
being grown up super sucks sometimes. :( although other times we can eat ice cream and pizza for dinner without getting yelled at so…
It does! But I finally got enough money for 3ds smash. Haven’t really played smash bros in the better part of a decade, so it’s kind of weird.
whaaaaat? friendcode please!
dear middle school efl textbook:
"how interesting" is not an appropriate response to puns. it just isn’t.
(below the cut are the actual jokes in my middle school textbook. this is officially my favorite chapter. except none of those jokes actually merit such a lackluster answer as “how interesting.”)